.It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end。跳楼的时候，“啊——”的时候还没死，“啪！”那才是死了

Change is inevitable， except from a vending machine。世界总是在变，但我却怎么也便不出来

．American Chinese not enough 美中不足

How Old Are You？

heart flower angry open 心花怒放

“You have what thing？”你有什么事？

“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！” 头不在，你明天来

树上的鸟儿成双对
Two birds on the tree,make love everyday(如果你不看上面，那下面绝对是邪恶的）

“等着有人来心疼我”被翻译成i am waiting for someone to feel sorry

She is He, He is She, I am You. 她姓何，他姓舍，我姓尤

中文名字大概叫付克友 英文名字Fu Ke You。。。。这个名字。。额额

Know is know, no know is noknow. 知之为知之，不知为不知

fire big 火大

鸡肉磨菇挞(Chicken and Mushroom tart)成了“胆小和迅速增长的妓女”

how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你