“别碰我！只要我一动，这堵墙就会塌下来砸在我们两个身上！”必必鸟叫道。“我告诉你应该怎么办。你替我把墙顶住一会儿，我去给咱俩找点儿吃的来。”

The coyote agreed and leaned closely against the wall, while the roadrunner~ the bird he had intended to have for dinner~ ran away.
怀尔狼同意了，紧紧地靠在墙上。而必必鸟～他原来打算当晚餐吃的那只鸟～跑了。
（第一回合怀尔就这么给打发了，真让人蛋疼。。。）

（下面是第二回合了！）
A few weeks later, the bird was taking her nap under a shady tree. she had hung a bag on a branch. on the bag was a string that went all the way to the ground.
几个星期之后，必必鸟在一棵阴凉的树下打盹。她（她？！天地良心这是原文！动画片里可是一个帅哥男子汉啊！）把一个口袋挂在树枝上。口袋上拴了根绳子，一直垂到地上。

Suddenly, the coyote jumped out."Ah! I've got you again. I remember very well that you told me a big lie the last time we met. This time I'll never let you go（这句怎么这么像一句歌词。。。）."
突然怀尔狼跳了出来。“啊！我又抓到你了！我记得非常清楚，我们上次见面的时候你对我撒了一个大谎。这次我不会让你再逃掉了。”
（刚刚还在想，最后一句歌词似的要是翻成“这次我不会让你走了”，味道怎么样，嘿嘿嘿。。。这个版本的必必鸟可是位姑娘啊。。。）

注意，楼主又要玩老花样了！欲知必必鸟性命如何，且听下回分解！

我们继续。。。这开场白都说烂了。。。
"Now, wait a minute," answered the roadrunner."I've got a bag full of chickens up there. You can always get me, but how often can you feast on fat chickens?"
“嗯，等一等，”必必鸟回答，“我在那儿有满满一口袋的小鸡。你经常能抓到我，但是难得能经常饱餐肥美的小鸡吧？”
（哥有的时候也在想，那一把骨头的必必鸟就是抓到了又能吃着什么？）

"Well then, I'll have the chickens."
"Do you want them one by one or all at once?"
"All at once, of course!" said the greedy coyote.
The roadrunner pulled the string, and a whole bag of rocks fell upon the coyote.
“那好吧，我还是吃小鸡。”
“你是想一只一只地吃还是一次全吃掉？”
“当然是一次都吃了！”贪婪的怀尔狼说。
必必鸟拽了一下绳子。整整一口袋的石块砸在了怀尔头上。
（呜呜呜呜呜呜，原来必必早有准备啊。。。）

Many months passed before they met again. This time, it was in the middle of the night. The roadrunner was drinking by the side of a lake.
好几个月过后他们才再次见面（这句怎么这么浪漫啊。。。）。这一次是在半夜。必必鸟在湖边喝水。
（我去，更浪漫了。。。）

The moon was so bright that the coyote was able to spot the bird from the top of a nearby hill. He ran down and easily cornered the bird.
"Before you open your mouth again to tell me another lie,"the coyote warned,"let me tell you that I won't believe a word you say."
那晚的月亮很亮，所以怀尔狼从附近的一座小山丘上发现了必必鸟。他跑下来很容易就抓住了她。
“在你又一次开口对我撒谎之前，”怀尔说，“我告诉你我不会再相信你说的一个字！”
（呜呜呜呜呜呜之前没这感觉啊，可是真的觉得越来越浪漫了。。。）

不好意思，但是不得不说～
that's all folks!
仅仅是说今天的，以后还有，但是不敢说日更了。。。

今天再更一段。。。

The moon was shining round and yellow upon the water of the lake. The roadrunner said,"You can see for yourself that I am not telling a lie this time. Look at what big yellow cheese floating on the water, just a few yards away from us. It would be so easy for you to go and get it. You're hungry, I know. But think how much better a nice juicy piece of cheese would taste than I would. I'm all skin and bones!"

圆圆的，淡黄色的月亮照在湖水上。必必鸟说：“你可以自己看看，我这次没有在说谎。看看那个浮在水面上的黄色大奶酪，离我们只有几码远。你很容易就能去拿到它。我知道你饿了，但是想想一块精美多汁的奶酪吃起来比我味道好多了。我整个儿就是皮包骨！”
（哥也一直想问啊，那个必必鸟有什么可吃的。。。不过到了这儿可就不浪漫了，有人猜到怀尔的悲惨结局了吧。。。）

今天就是大结局了！
The coyote hadto agree. He couldtasteThe cheese already.
"All righ."said the bird."tie the rope I've got hereto yourneck, and if the cheese is too hard to pull, then. I'll be able to helpyou.""
Withthe rope aroundhis neck, the coyote startedto swimtoward the moon. At the endof the rope, there was a big stone. The coyote, the rope and thest ne slowly begantosink in themud t. the bottom of the lake."

不好意思，实在不忍心翻译了。有童话直觉的亲们就自己意会吧。。。