假装在说自己 靠什么赚了多少钱，其实 他无非是想骗别人去他 那里做兼职。
如果真有人要去他那里做兼职，肯定得先给他200 块钱的押金，
如果真给他押金了，他立刻就QQ拉黑你了。

有一天，曹操抓了刘备、关羽和张飞。曹操对他们三个说：你们每个人去果园里选一样水果出来。过了一会儿，张飞带了个苹果出来。曹操说：你能把自己带的水果塞进屁股里面，就放了你。张飞尝试一会儿，失败了，于是被杀了。又过了一会儿，关羽拿了三颗葡萄走出来，曹操也对他说了同样的话。关羽便开始塞，塞到第三颗时，关羽突然扑哧一笑结果把葡萄夹烂了，又被杀了。 下了地府后，阎王问关羽：“你真傻！为什么笑呢？不笑就不会死了。”关羽长叹一声说：我也不想啊～天妒红颜，我塞到第三颗的时候突然看见大哥抱着个榴莲走出来……

@楼主吃翔

我是零零后 手机都是要自己打工的钱买的

别惹我，哥可是看了700多集柯南的人，会600多种杀人方法，精通200多种密室杀人法，认识上百种毒药，制造各种不在场证明，巧妙利用鱼线，录音机，匕首，毒针等多种做案工具，记住，千万别惹我，不然你怎么死的都不知道

你知道吗，我上一次接到诈骗电话，让骗子交了200元押金

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后排

虽然吃亏是福还是少吃点的好 呵呵

我是谁

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