想当年,我四处放水的时候,天下谁不知我的水名?
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想当年,我水爆多少贴吧,水晕多少楼主,淹死多少吧主?
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想当年,我与某吧水军互水,他们才明白什么是小溪与大海的差距!
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四处灌水,无欲无求,千里而来只为水,只愿世间不再为缺水而困扰。
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你不必感谢我,毕竟送水是我职责所在。哪里缺水,哪里有干旱,那里就有我……
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楼主啊,我都出山了,说明你真的缺水了。AIright_let's go.大家一起灌,拯救快要渴死的楼主!
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君不见,黄河之水天上来,奔流到海不复回。
我是水神——我为自己代言!水啊水啊水啊水~~~~~~
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