移到三楼

楼主很棒哦

super sweet我一般看肉都会尴尬综合症，不过楼主写得很好～

想说中文的shamy文好奇怪。。
自己的驾驭人物的能力其实比较差，开头就将过多的个人情绪强加在人物身上了。还有，我写不好sheldon，我缺乏独立架构故事背景，扩展故事情节的能力。写和看纯粹是为了爱，和打发寂寞

Not A Bicycle
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I don't know when this conversation happened.I don't own any characters.
Leonerd,sheldon, howard are eating lunch together.
L: So, you slept in Amy's apartment last night,right?
S:Grow up,leonerd, I just got tired last light.
L:for what? ( leonerd grinned.)
R:Can't believe smelly shelly finally got laid.
S:Come on, all I did was heiping her with an experiment about the brain's response to different situations.
H:About different reactions during orgasms,right?
S:why on earth all of you consider me sleeping with Amy?
H:Because you did.
They burst into laughter.
S:Curse you.
penny came into the apartment with a big smile.
L:penny, you know what did sheldon and Amy do last night. (with a cheeky grin)
P:yeah, Amy told me, she said last night was a magic night.
S:Alright, yes, last night was a wonderful night, Amy and I were happy, but no, I didn't have coitus with her.
p:yeah, but a few days later, you could not say that any more.
L\H\R are smiling.
Earlier this day,Amy bernadette and penny were in penny's apartment.
A:penny, Sheldon kissed me last night.I mean he was so gentle,so sexy. That was an incredible one. Compared with that one when we were in the train,it got my motor running faster.
P:Wow,congratulations.
B:Did you two sleep together last night?
A:no,not yet. Your know I am always looking forward one day sheldon and I can sleep together without pillow walls or other things between us.
B:Yeah, that's tough. But sex isn't always fun. One time Howard and I both pulled somtehing. That was really painful.
P:oh,always it was leonerd got hurt when we, you know.
A:Sometimes I wonder whether sheldon wants me or not , but I want him every time.
P:He wants you,absolutely. He just needs time to prepare for the next lever. You know it,Amy.
A:I hope him spend more time with me . But he rules the time and I agree with him.
B:Why did you sigh the agreement? You are not a bicycle,why's he riding you like that?
A:I don't know. Every time he wants me to do something, I just follow him because his smile made me forget what I was thinking and what I want to say.
P:Wow, now I understand why you guys are together so long time without sex.
A:Am I pathetc?
P:No, why are you thinking it like that?
A:Because he is my first lover in my entire life, I have no experience about boyfriend-girlfriend relationships before.
P:Amy, you have bernadette and me. We are on your team.
B:Yes, amy, we all have nerds for our significant other. It's our responsibility to teach each of them to be a greater boyfriend.
A:Thank you, girlfriends. I am so lucky you found me before a cult did.
额，应该有表达不好的地方吧，很短，没头没尾的，用了原作中的梗。