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昨天和我家yue走在路上,她塞了个泡泡糖到我嘴里,嚼了一会她问我:“可吃出来什么味来?(搞得就像我吃不出来什么味似的。。。)”我说:香蕉味的(其实我看到她给我的时候是黄色的泡泡糖
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)。谁知她说:你家泡泡糖有香蕉味的啊
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!不对,再猜
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。我就又说:芒果味的,这下准没错了。然后她说(前方高能
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):我qnmd!可乐味!!你tm是不是zz?!结果我就这样被骂了一顿,我只想说我只是丧失味觉了
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(就像我今天喝百香果果茶就像在喝橙汁。。。)。
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第二话:今天和我姐又走在路上,我在哼歌:走在小酒馆的门口……她说:最近有个特别火的歌你可听呢?叫什么?_?成都!我说:我唱的就是这首歌
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。她答:我是真没听出来
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。。。真是伤透了我的心
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