因为他分明记得
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几个小时前
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第一次给买药姑娘打电话
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是一个夏季的夜晚
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当时还下着雨
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他砍价未遂
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被姑娘二话没说挂了电话
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紧接着他又拨了第二次
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并约好在人民公园见面交易
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整个通话过程不超过5分钟
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而事实上这两次通话之间
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却相隔了整整一年半
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这便是差时症的第二种临床表现
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把一段极长的时间
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在感官上短暂化
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在这18个月里发生了许多事儿
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比如被拆毁的人民公园
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在人民的强烈抗议下
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按原样重建了
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接下来,应广大观众的热烈要求
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我们将着重介绍一下
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李献计迅速弄到50万的成功经验
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我必须得弄到50万
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康熙玉玺
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值6000万
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把它带到阿富汗
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就给你50万
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怎么个带法
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我们知道你卖掉一个肾
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玉玺可以放在那里
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所以你要做的就是
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换登机牌
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过安检
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然后上飞机
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用你们的话说
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就是万无一失
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你不能上飞机
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管得着么,你哪位
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C.I.A
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你被怀疑进行非法资金流动
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我们知道你在肚子里藏了什么
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但如果你同意把一颗小窃听器植入玉玺内
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我们就不逮捕你
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之后,当然
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你得继续把玉玺运给我们的
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“阿富汗朋友”
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