Lucy: [Lucy and Amy are making out on the bed. We see Amy's hand slide under Lucy's shirt to the back of her bra-strap, and *snap*!] Ow!
Amy: [mortified] Sorry!
Lucy: Did you just snap my bra?
Amy: [looking very sheepish] No.
Lucy: Yeah. You did!
Amy: [still looking sheepish] I was trying to be smooth.
Lucy: Oh yeah?
[reaches over and snaps Amy's bra]
Amy: Ow! Oh - now you are so dead!
[Grabs Lucy and they start to wrestle]
Lucy: [has worked herself so she is on top] Say "Mercy"!
Amy: [laughing] No.
Lucy: [laughing] Say "Mercy"!
Amy: No! No!
Lucy: [trying to pin Amy's hands down] You give?
Amy: No.
Lucy: [pinning Amy's hands down] You give?
Amy: No.
Lucy: [looking down at Amy very lovingly]
[shyly]
Lucy: You love me?
Amy: [lovingly] Yes.
[they kiss]
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Scud: [talking about the blind date] Oh, my God! What a disaster! I am so sorry!
[Lucy is sitting quiet with a little smile on her face]
Scud: What?
Lucy: I met someone.
Scud: [slamming on brakes] I knew it! I thought there could be something - I mean that thing with the dance was a little weird but -
Lucy: No - not Ninotchka - that was a total train wreck.
Scud: [puzzled] Well… Then, who?
Lucy: [hesitating] Okay, but you totally have to promise that you're not going to freak out.
Scud: Freak out? Why would I freak out - I don't -
Lucy: Well, sometimes you freak out -
Scud: [freaking out] Oh, my God, who is it?
Lucy: What do you know about an Amy Bradshaw?
Scud: Amy Bradshaw?
[thinks]
Scud: the girl from the smuggler ring?
Lucy: No.
Scud: [he thinks, and you see it dawning on him] Blonde? Plaid skirt?
[she nods]
Scud: Luce she's a D.E.B.!
Lucy: So?
Scud: She's not just a D.E.B.! She's THE D.E.B.! She's their perfect score!
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Janet: [the D.E.B.S. walk in on Amy and Lucy in bed. Max and everyone but Janet leave, disgusted] You *really* need to check your messages.
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Janet: [catching Amy and Lucy in a near kiss] Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!
Scud: [smug] You owe me fifty bucks.
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Max: [to Amy] I don't care if you are the Perfect Score.
Janet: [under her breath] Perfect whore!
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Lucy: I didn't even want to be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate.
Amy: [laughs] Pirates are criminals.
Lucy: Oh. Whoops.
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Amy: Do you remember what I said to you the first time we met?
Amy: [mortified] Sorry!
Lucy: Did you just snap my bra?
Amy: [looking very sheepish] No.
Lucy: Yeah. You did!
Amy: [still looking sheepish] I was trying to be smooth.
Lucy: Oh yeah?
[reaches over and snaps Amy's bra]
Amy: Ow! Oh - now you are so dead!
[Grabs Lucy and they start to wrestle]
Lucy: [has worked herself so she is on top] Say "Mercy"!
Amy: [laughing] No.
Lucy: [laughing] Say "Mercy"!
Amy: No! No!
Lucy: [trying to pin Amy's hands down] You give?
Amy: No.
Lucy: [pinning Amy's hands down] You give?
Amy: No.
Lucy: [looking down at Amy very lovingly]
[shyly]
Lucy: You love me?
Amy: [lovingly] Yes.
[they kiss]
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Scud: [talking about the blind date] Oh, my God! What a disaster! I am so sorry!
[Lucy is sitting quiet with a little smile on her face]
Scud: What?
Lucy: I met someone.
Scud: [slamming on brakes] I knew it! I thought there could be something - I mean that thing with the dance was a little weird but -
Lucy: No - not Ninotchka - that was a total train wreck.
Scud: [puzzled] Well… Then, who?
Lucy: [hesitating] Okay, but you totally have to promise that you're not going to freak out.
Scud: Freak out? Why would I freak out - I don't -
Lucy: Well, sometimes you freak out -
Scud: [freaking out] Oh, my God, who is it?
Lucy: What do you know about an Amy Bradshaw?
Scud: Amy Bradshaw?
[thinks]
Scud: the girl from the smuggler ring?
Lucy: No.
Scud: [he thinks, and you see it dawning on him] Blonde? Plaid skirt?
[she nods]
Scud: Luce she's a D.E.B.!
Lucy: So?
Scud: She's not just a D.E.B.! She's THE D.E.B.! She's their perfect score!
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Janet: [the D.E.B.S. walk in on Amy and Lucy in bed. Max and everyone but Janet leave, disgusted] You *really* need to check your messages.
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Janet: [catching Amy and Lucy in a near kiss] Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!
Scud: [smug] You owe me fifty bucks.
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Max: [to Amy] I don't care if you are the Perfect Score.
Janet: [under her breath] Perfect whore!
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Lucy: I didn't even want to be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate.
Amy: [laughs] Pirates are criminals.
Lucy: Oh. Whoops.
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Amy: Do you remember what I said to you the first time we met?
