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这是9月的po在博客上那封公开信
Dear Anna Paquin
[ Posted 9 September 2009 in Streep by Simon Streep ]
Dear Anna Paquin (an open letter, and a song)
Hello. How are you? Are you enjoying being in True Blood? Or do you miss your X-men days? Are you really that good with geese?
Enough gay banter... you’re probably wondering why we’ve bothered to write you this letter.
A while back we wrote a song about you, and we’d really like to know what you think about it. We’ve watched all your interviews on E! Entertainment, and never once have you mentioned the song, so we’re beginning to think you haven’t heard it. I guess this understandable – none of us have seen The Squid and the Whale.
Now please don’t freak out – we’re not stalking you or anything. That certainly isn’t the case. Firstly, we live all the way in South Africa, and you’re in the United States, and secondly, we couldn’t find your house on Google Earth.
The song is a tribute to you. And your face.
Don’t take this the wrong way, but we think you have a rather interesting condition, a condition which we’ve lovingly diagnosed as APS - Anna Paquin Syndrome. Basically, although you are a truly wonderful looking lady, whenever we’ve paused a movie you’ve been in, it always looks like you’re pulling a face in the still image it freezes on. Un-pause the movie, and your face returns to its usual beautiful form. I wouldn’t stress about it – this doesn’t affect you in reality, unlike for instance Gordon Brown, who looks like his face is constantly suspended in a weird position.
We’ve had to post this letter on our blog, because we have no idea how to get this to you. We’re actually hoping you will find this - we know celebrities use the Internet all the time, because Simon used to be friends with Natasha Bedingfield on Facebook, and we’re pretty sure it was her.
If you’re reading this and you’re not Anna Paquin, perhaps you can try send this to your friends in case one of them knows Anna Paquin, or at least knows a goose that was raised by Anna Paquin. Incidentally, if you are one of the few people that are reading this letter because you found it attached to a goose, once you’ve read it, please re-attach the letter and set the goose free.
Thank you very much for your time Anna Paquin, we look forward to hearing from you soon.
Yours sincerely
The Brothers Streep
(Dylan, Richard, Simon, Tim P and Tim S)
P.S. Do you still have that Oscar? Tim P says you probably don’t because you were a kid when you got it, and probably swapped it at school for a marble or something.
