这货一天晚上不小心点进了一个Omegle的广告.
于是不知道Omegle是神马的我来解释下,Omegle是专门网上聊天的网站,会自动分配陌生人给你聊.双方都不知道名字,只显示"stranger"这样. Omegle可以视频聊天也可以单纯文字聊天.据说奇葩很多,如果是深夜视频聊天的话很有可能看到各种小[重点]黄瓜恶心得吐一地翔.一般陌生人见面就会一行"ASL",是问的年龄,性别,地址.总之是给各种鸡摸男女或者吃饱了撑着的人去打发时间的.
于是露珠也中枪了.
本来是打算关掉的,但是看到可以输入兴趣和同样有兴趣的人聊,所以一时手贱,输入了"cosplay",然后开始噩梦(*´・ω・`)ノ

于是脱衣男顿了顿,坐下来了.看起来脸还蛮端正的,怎么就这么想不开呢.
我那么一说,脱衣男也没于很不高兴的样子,反而爽朗的笑了笑,发来一行话
"可爱的亚洲小女孩"
我惊悚
可爱的♂亚洲♂小女孩⊙▽⊙[天雷,脑中自动循环100遍]
只有亚洲占了边啊.......
于是脱衣男又问了我是哪里人,直接说是中国的,还让我猜他是哪里人.于是我猜瑞典.
结果被切了.我就郁闷.你又不是中国人被说韩国人,怎么说错了那么生气呢.
接下来连的是一个妹子,美国的可爱的肥嘟嘟的妹子.....
头上一顶歪了的gumi假毛,眼皮耷拉的,脸反光着屏幕的蓝色

应该用无精打采形容比较好吧,后来问出来才12岁,救命不要12岁就这样了好么.[其实当时挺晚的,妹子那边的时间应该是凌晨4,5点左右]【而且这网上有很多小黄瓜，纯洁的妹子不要随便逛啊】
妹子一来就给我发了个笑脸^_^,但是我看着妹子那脸理解不能,明明不同步,看上去还是扑克脸那样,打字时眼睛眨都不眨,身子动都不动.露珠好歹也邪魅一笑啊...【咦？
其实开始我不知道那是Gumi,毕竟只有假毛,都是穿的常服,但是妹子说了她cosGumi的,原来外国都这么认为cos么(*´・ω・`)ノ
于是后来妹子又告诉我她参加了哪些漫展[完全不知道],还有最近和组员参加了好几次拍摄呢.我就呵呵呵地说"真好啊"....其实心里已经风中凌乱.露珠不是颜控,也不攻击外貌,只能呵呵呵祝福她了.
哦对了，差点忘记说关于这妹子的一件事，就因为这件事所以想要上来吐槽来着。她和我聊了一会儿之后喜滋滋地告诉我，前几天她穿了cos服去商场里逛街，碰到了五个coser呢！五！个！呢！于是正常的coser会上去认亲么?妹子你勇气可嘉啊，我只能呵呵呵了
后来妹子告诉我她要切我,去Omegle找她的Ren了.
妹子你好妹子再见,妹子祝你找到你的幸福!

话说，网站上面的，一般男切男，女切女，少数才会愿意和同性说话。
救命性别不同怎么说话！怎么谈恋爱！ _(;з」∠)_【喂！

基友后来也去玩了,然后给我发来这个

你和陌生人都喜欢动漫
今晚我可以感觉到它....
噢主啊.
我的旺星人在笑.
或者在死.
我分辨不出来.
我猜明天就知道了

感兴趣的可以看原帖
http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1756710571【试试RP】

哈哈哈～笑死了。。。

呵呵...试过一次。觉得这个人是撒谎的。
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like cosplay.
Stranger: omg hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: i haven't gotten this tag yet haha
You: Oh.
Stranger: you seem not excited
Stranger: what do you cosplay
You: A lot. You?
Stranger: yeah, same. anything specific?
You: You go first.
Stranger: harley quinn and rose tyler are the main ones i do. i have several others.
You: Oh. May I see the pictures?
Stranger: yeah sure go google harley quinn cosplay i'm the first one that comes up
Stranger: or at least close to it
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: this is weird
Stranger: later

又一次。。。应该是骗人的吧。。。
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like cosplay.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: who do you cosplay as
You: =o I did a lot...
You: You?
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: just simple ones like korra
You: Oh :3. May I see some pictures?
Stranger: wright now i dont have any up on d
Stranger: d-a
Stranger: srry
You: Oh, okay :<
You: So where are you from?
Your conversational partner has disconnected. or switch to video

又一次。。。
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like anime.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: What anime did you like?
Stranger: Uh idk anything
Stranger: What's your favorite?
You: One Piece
You: Do you cosplay?
Stranger: No
Stranger: What's so good about One Piece?
You: What's so bad?
Stranger: I think it's strange
You: I like the storyline overall.
Stranger: Eh it's okay..
Stranger: not one that'd be my favorite
You: The art isn't great, but the story is surprising
Stranger: Fate/Zero's art is amazing
You: I can guess what 90% of the anime's going to end, which is why.
You: Oh. I think The Bride of the Water God's art is the best of all.
Stranger: Never heard of it
You: It's not very popular, but the art is great.
Stranger: Oh it's a manhwa
Stranger: are you korean?
You: No
You: But I read them.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: i'm korean
You: Oh XD;.
You: No wonder you can tell.
Stranger: Haha yeah
Stranger: Have you heard of a website called myanimelist?
You: I think manhwa's art are better than manga art though.
You: Yes.
Stranger: Cool cool
Stranger: Bride of the water god is rated pretty high
You: Yes, and Goong too.
Stranger: So i'm guessing you like romance?
You: Not really. Interested, but not all.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i love romance
Stranger: romcoms are the best
You: Lol.
You: I like One Shots better
Stranger: those are boring
You: Dragging a story too long will make me impatient.
Stranger: But you don't ever get that feeling of wanting more?
You: Yes, but at the same time, kind of wanted to see the ending for once
Stranger: I've only had that feeling for animes that weren't that good
You: But other manga that I do like, that I wish it will continue as an anime would be Hitman Reborn.
Stranger: Oh i've heard of it
Stranger: never tried watching it tho
Stranger: the anime i wish would continue is probably spice and wolf
You: The beginning...I don't really like it, but as it progresses, it gets better.
Stranger: yep yep
You: Oh, heard of that.
Stranger: So what are some current animes your watching?
Stranger: you're*
You: Current? Well, One Piece, Macross, and just started to watch Bleach
Stranger: Ohh..
Stranger: you're watching the animes that usually are popular in america
You: I do plan on starting to watch D.Grayman.
You: Yeah, usually that...
Stranger: d.grayman was too long and boring
Stranger: it was the same thing over and over again
Stranger: you should try watching sword art online
Stranger: it's ongoing but it's amazing
You: Oh, okay.
Stranger: and kuroko no basket
You: Oh, and Brave 10 too.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
最终我用Google查那些漫画，怎么都是觉得是18+的。。。不敢看。

又一次。。。
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: Hello D:
You: Hi
Stranger: i hate my life..
You: ...why?
在这个时候我在想：应该是骗人或者是个笨蛋。。。
Stranger: im 22 i work in fast food and ill probably never do anything better.
You: Oh
在下想：。。。看看他还说些什么。
Stranger: My co-worker constantly makes fun of me.
Stranger: if i told my boss he would probably cut my already shitty pay
Stranger: Because hes a cheep bastard
Stranger: My only friend is mentally retarded. and the only thing we do together is stupid shit
Stranger: I wanna leave town but i cant because i dont have my license. AND everytime i try i fail the test.
Stranger: Wanna know the worst part.?
这时候我在笑爆了。是个骗子没错。玩玩他看看。
You: Yes.
Stranger: i live in a pineapple under the sea!!! :D
心里想：中了！
You: Oh.
Stranger: trolololol
Stranger: you my new friend just got trolled
心里想：真笨。人家早就中了。
You: Thank you. You, my friend, had just wasted your time. I expected that much.
Stranger: It was not really a waste of time. It was kinda worth it. cause at least now i got it out of my system..
就说去来真相吧。。。
You: Lol, at least I see people's reactions in Strangerland.
You: That was funny.
Stranger: Yess.
It was very funny.
How much did you laff.?
You: I laughed in the very beginning, expecting it all to be a lie.
Stranger: It was. Because im a troll master/
You: Oh, okay.
Stranger: Yes..
Asl?
You: ?
Stranger: age sex location
Lei 再玩一下他。。。
You: None.
Stranger: lies..
心想：这个人挺好玩的。。。
You: Yes.
Stranger: No. you cant troll a troll.
哈哈。。。笑呆了。
You: Yes.
Stranger: No.
You: I just did.
Stranger: No you didnt.
Common sence. You cant not have an age sex or location
You: That's why it's none.
心想：意思是:You can have an age, sex, or location. Can 是可以的意思。 我已经有，不是我可以有。
Stranger: your dumb. Be gonee..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
哈哈。。。斗不了我就说嘛。你的智慧没我强那就没办法了。

Lei就去玩中文版的。
Stranger：男 (16:56:50)
You： 哦。(16:57:6)
Stranger：你呢?(16:57:21)
You： ==； 男女有什么差别？(16:57:50)
...就切了.
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又一次。。。
Stranger：hey(17:3:35)
You： 你好啊。(17:3:50)
Stranger：嗯 (17:3:57)
You： 会说英文吗？(17:4:25)
Stranger：怎么滴 你想说英文/(17:4:37)
Stranger：?(17:4:38)
You： Why not?(17:4:45)
Stranger：why?(17:4:52)
You： Easier to type.(17:5:4)
Stranger：I(17:5:24)
Stranger：don not(17:5:30)
Stranger：think(17:5:32)
Stranger：so(17:5:32)
You： 是吗？(17:5:47)
Stranger：嗯(17:5:54)
You： 哦。平时这个时候有人问男或女的。。。(17:6:35)
Stranger：每个都问(17:6:44)
Stranger：呵呵(17:6:49)
You： 哈哈。。。(17:6:58)
Stranger：哪里人啊(17:7:19)
You： 啊。广东的。(17:7:49)
You： 你呢？(17:8:0)
Stranger：一样(17:8:3)
You： 哦。(17:8:21)
Stranger：广东哪里(17:9:2)
You： 广州的。(17:9:27)
Stranger：喔(17:9:33)
You： 你呢？(17:9:43)
Stranger：惠州(17:9:51)
You： 喔(17:10:3)
Stranger：嗯(17:10:7)
Stranger：那你有啥心事想说不(17:10:28)
You： 每次在这聊天都会问我年纪...XD(17:10:41)
Stranger：哈哈 是不是特烦这种人(17:11:11)
Stranger：年纪啊 性别啊 什么之类的(17:11:21)
You： 没什么。只是在这看看。(17:11:22)
You： 哈哈。。。觉得好笑。(17:11:42)
Stranger：是的 一群寂寞的吊丝男(17:11:55)
You： 呵呵...(17:12:29)
Stranger：有啥心事不(17:12:58)
You： 没什么...你呢？(17:13:22)
Stranger：我的心事说起太长了(17:13:37)
Stranger：还是不说了(17:13:40)
You： 看看吧。(17:13:53)
Stranger：莪(17:14:11)
Stranger：嗯(17:14:13)
You： 失恋了？家人死？(17:15:2)
Stranger：***的有你这么说话的吗(17:15:28)
心想：那么要我怎么说呢？
Stranger：***家人才死了呢!!!(17:15:40)
...就切了.

玩中文版....
You： 你好啊(17:23:50)
Stranger：Hi(17:23:51)
You： 会说英文吗？(17:24:26)
Stranger：当然(17:25:3)
You： 喔。哪里人？(17:25:26)
Stranger：不重要(17:26:5)
You： Okay.(17:26:12)
You： How are you?(17:26:21)
Stranger：yes(17:26:32)
Stranger：Fine(17:26:59)
You： What are your interests?(17:27:24)It seems he/she has ended the conversation. Please reconnect.
呵呵...英文跟不上就说嘛。

哎呦。。。最终我不玩了。。。没什么好聊的。