嘻,上了amazon看E的项链,结果这条喜感的评价让我笑掉牙了~
对了,上次发了个贴被删除了,不知道是为什么呢,这次吧务们如果还要删的话麻烦告诉我原因啦,谢谢~~
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2.0 out of 5
stars For the Rest
of Eternity, December 9, 2012
By
Once Bitten - See
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This
review is from: Elena's Vervain Pendant Anti-vampire Necklace
Silver-plated (Jewelry) I bought this product, because I live in an
area where vampires frequent. Considering my gun wasn't of any use in keeping
the vampires away, I knew I had to go another route. I'd tried garlic, not
inviting vampires in my house, and nothing was working. That's when I found this
necklace of hope, on Amazon. I went to my cellar, boarded up the door, and
huddled in the recesses of the coal room with my laptop, and immediately ordered
Elena's Vervain Pendant Anti-Vampire Silver Plated necklace. I chose to receive
it the next day. All through the night, vampires tried to lure me out with
excuses of being out of gas, and could I spare some change. A lot of them had
wives and children, waiting in the car, and just needed a few bucks, so they
could make it home safely. Some female vampires tried to break into my house via
the windows, but they were shoo'd away by my angel friend, Gabriel. Gabriel was
only able to stay for a few days, and advised me to get this pendant. All during
the night, I was harassed by various vampires playing mariachi music outside my
house. One even went as far as to hold a boom box, while standing in the rain,
just so he could get a bite of my tasty neck.
The next morning, I was
awakened by a voracious knock on my door. I unbarricaded the door, crawled up
the steps, and greeted the UPS man. MY PACKAGE HAD ARRIVED! I'D BE SAFE FROM NOW
ON! I kissed the UPS man on the cheek, signed the log, and ran back inside. When
I'd finished tearing the package open, I saw the most beautiful glimmer of
peace, housed within this pendant. I put it around my neck, and immediately felt
invincible. I'd decided right then, to test it out that night.
Right around dusk, I'd finished applying my makeup. I double checked to ensure the pendant was around my neck (it was) and went outside. *AS SOON* as I stepped
outside, I was inundated by the undead. There were so many bites, and my
necklace didn't save me at all. Needless to say, I would not suggest this item
to a friend. It didn't work, and now I'm forced to live the rest of eternity in
this po-dunk town, as a stupid vampire. This necklace should have come with
instructions.
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对了,上次发了个贴被删除了,不知道是为什么呢,这次吧务们如果还要删的话麻烦告诉我原因啦,谢谢~~
6 of 9 people found the following review
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2.0 out of 5
stars For the Rest
of Eternity, December 9, 2012
By
Once Bitten - See
all my reviews
This
review is from: Elena's Vervain Pendant Anti-vampire Necklace
Silver-plated (Jewelry) I bought this product, because I live in an
area where vampires frequent. Considering my gun wasn't of any use in keeping
the vampires away, I knew I had to go another route. I'd tried garlic, not
inviting vampires in my house, and nothing was working. That's when I found this
necklace of hope, on Amazon. I went to my cellar, boarded up the door, and
huddled in the recesses of the coal room with my laptop, and immediately ordered
Elena's Vervain Pendant Anti-Vampire Silver Plated necklace. I chose to receive
it the next day. All through the night, vampires tried to lure me out with
excuses of being out of gas, and could I spare some change. A lot of them had
wives and children, waiting in the car, and just needed a few bucks, so they
could make it home safely. Some female vampires tried to break into my house via
the windows, but they were shoo'd away by my angel friend, Gabriel. Gabriel was
only able to stay for a few days, and advised me to get this pendant. All during
the night, I was harassed by various vampires playing mariachi music outside my
house. One even went as far as to hold a boom box, while standing in the rain,
just so he could get a bite of my tasty neck.
The next morning, I was
awakened by a voracious knock on my door. I unbarricaded the door, crawled up
the steps, and greeted the UPS man. MY PACKAGE HAD ARRIVED! I'D BE SAFE FROM NOW
ON! I kissed the UPS man on the cheek, signed the log, and ran back inside. When
I'd finished tearing the package open, I saw the most beautiful glimmer of
peace, housed within this pendant. I put it around my neck, and immediately felt
invincible. I'd decided right then, to test it out that night.
Right around dusk, I'd finished applying my makeup. I double checked to ensure the pendant was around my neck (it was) and went outside. *AS SOON* as I stepped
outside, I was inundated by the undead. There were so many bites, and my
necklace didn't save me at all. Needless to say, I would not suggest this item
to a friend. It didn't work, and now I'm forced to live the rest of eternity in
this po-dunk town, as a stupid vampire. This necklace should have come with
instructions.
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