小痕痕，我爱死你了，你是我的所有，我不能失去你==========================翻译后==========Small mark mark, I love you, you are my all, I can't stand losing you. ============再翻译===========小马克马克,我爱你,你是我的全部,我不能失去你。

腹黑吧里的软妹子天下第一多，也是天下第一可爱的！======================翻译后============Abdomen black bar sister world a more soft, is also the first lovely day! ==============再翻译========= 腹黑条妹妹世界更软,也是第一个可爱的一天!

腹黑吧里都是帅哥，属性都是攻，而且他们都喜欢笑笑我的呢。==========翻译后================== Abdomen black bar is a handsome boy, attributes are, and they all like laughing and I? =========再翻译=========腹黑条是一个英俊的男孩,属性,他们都喜欢笑和我吗?

好……有趣O^/

我想说，这翻译的东东是一个很有冷笑话的软件

从前有座山，山上有座庙，庙里住着笑笑，笑笑告诉猫猫，【从前有座庙山，山上有座山，山里有个蓝谷冰晶。】=============翻译后==============Once upon a time there was a mountain, the mountain have a temple, the temple lived smiled, smile tell the cat cat, "once upon a time there was a temple mountain, the mountain is mountain, the mountain valley has a blue ice crystals. ===================再翻译==========================从前有一座山,山上有一座寺庙,寺庙住笑了,微笑告诉猫猫,“从前有一个庙山,山是山,山谷有一个蓝色的冰晶。

好吧，我笔误，天赋——插在冷笑话后面，的前面怎么感觉越来越乱捏？

有次做手术，特别紧张。帅哥医生问我：“别紧张，放首歌给你听吧？”我心里各种感激啊！然后就听见：“朋友你今天就要远走，干了这杯酒……”==================翻译后============Have time to do surgery, so nervous. The handsome doctor ask me: "don't be nervous, put the song to you listen to?" My in the mind all sorts of gratitude! Then heard: "friend, how are you today will go, do this cup of wine...." =======================再翻译===============有时间做手术,所以紧张。英俊的医生问我:“别紧张,把这首歌给你听吗?“我心里各种感激!然后听到:“朋友,你今天会去,做这杯酒....”

老婆今天打扮的很漂亮。一卖草莓的老头盯着看了很长时间。老婆得意的说：那卖草莓的一直看我！我今天是不是很有魅力？老公不以为然：是吗？那老头看你的眼神，好像是你昨天买人家东西没有给钱！================翻译后=================The wife today dress is very beautiful. A strawberry in the old man stared at for a long time. The wife satisfiedly say: the strawberry has been watching me!!!!!!! I today is not very attractive? Husband: that is it? The old man look at your eyes, like the somebody else things you bought yesterday didn't give money! ===================再翻译======================老婆今天穿着很漂亮。一个草莓在老人凝视了很久。老婆得意地说:草莓一直看着我! ! ! ! ! ! !我今天不是很吸引人?丈夫:这是它吗?老人看着你的眼睛,喜欢人家你昨天买东西不给钱!

一同学分不清“钓”跟“钩”，作文里有句话就变成了“鱼终于上钓了”==============翻译后==============Credit not clear "fishing" together with "hook", composition have words becomes a "fish finally caught on" ================再翻译=============信用不清楚“钓鱼”连同“钩”,作文有话变成了一个“鱼终于被“

.昨晚在肯德基吃饭，发了条微博之后，觉得眼睛很累，突然想起网上说的让眼睛放松的方法，于是就想试一试。先把手搓热，然后用双手捂住眼睛，放松，脑袋放空什么都不想，持续五分钟,五分钟之后，把手放开，尼玛……桌子上的手机没了.==============翻译后===========. Article sent last night to eat in KFC, weibo, eyes felt very tired, suddenly remembered that online way to let your eyes relax, then want to give it a try. Hand rub hot first, and then use both hands cover your eyes, relax, head empty, what all don't want to continue for five minutes, five minutes later, open up, nima... Mobile phone on the table. =====================再翻译==================昨晚发送的文章在肯德基吃,新浪微博,觉得眼睛很累,突然想起网上的办法让你的眼睛放松,然后想试一试。手搓热的头,然后用双手捂住眼睛,放松,脑袋空,什么都不想继续五分钟,五分钟后,打开,尼玛……手机在桌子上。

为什么要发美女图？==================因为要勾引帅哥======================================为什么要勾引帅哥？因为没有人盖楼。。。。。。。

莫名的躺枪了？

以前不懂，看贴总是不回 ，一直没提升等级和增加经验，现在我明白了，反正回贴可以升级，也可以赚经验，而升级又需要经验，我就把这句话复制下来，遇贴就灌水，捞经验就闪