那些曾经泼过我冷水的人。我都会烧成开水泼回去@
度娘：Those who have poured cold water over my people. I will burn into boiling water poured back.【那些泼冷水的人在我的。我会烧成开水倒回去】
谷歌：Those who have poured cold water over my people. I will go back and firing water pouring.【那些谁超过我的人泼了一盆冷水。我会回去和发射水浇筑】
谷歌太强大了

衣带渐宽终不悔，为伊消得人憔悴。
度娘：Becoming loose are my clothes yet I regret not, for her I languish and suffer willingly.【我的衣服变得松散，终不悔，为伊消得人憔悴。】
谷歌：Wide pine does not regret, to eliminate the Iraqi people were emaciated.
【衣带渐宽终不悔，为伊消得人憔悴。】

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楼主自己查了一句话
度娘傲娇
度娘：Mother proud【母亲的骄傲】
谷歌：Mother playfully degree【母亲开玩笑程度】