魔王 :“你尽管叫破喉咙吧...没有人会来救你的....”
　　公主 :“破喉咙..破喉咙..”
　　没有人:“公主..我来救你了...”
　　魔王 :“说曹操曹操就到...”
　　曹操 :“魔王..你叫我干嘛..”
　　魔王 :“哇勒..看到鬼”
　　鬼 :“靠!被发现了..”
　　靠 :“阿鬼,你看的到我喔...”
　　魔王 :“Oh,My God!”
　　上帝 :“谁叫我?”
　　谁 :“没有人叫你阿...”
　　没有人:“我哪有?装蒜啊!”
　　蒜 :“谁在装我?”
　　谁 :“又说我?你们找麻烦啊?”
　　麻烦 :“哪一个找我?”
　　哪一个:“找你?我才没有...咦,这儿有好多人.”
　　好多人:“我才刚到耶......你是谁?”
　　哪一个:“我才不是谁.”
　　谁 :“他才不是我.”
　　公主 :“大家都是来救我的吗?”
　　大家都:“我不是来救你的,是来看热闹的.”
　　热闹 :“我有什麽好看的?”
　　上帝 :“不关我的事,先走了.”
　　魔王 :“你回答一个问题再走,为什麽这麽多人救公主?我这个魔 王怎麽演下去?”
　　下去 :“你好好的魔王不干,演我做什麽?”
　　公主 :“魔王若是没有人演,我就可以走了.”
　　没有人:“若是我演魔王,怎麽会让你走...”
　　怎麽会:“我才不让公主走,我要看热闹.”
　　热闹 :“看我干什麽?”
　　什麽 :“你居然要『干』我?流氓!”
　　你居然 :“我哪有?”
　　我 :“关我什麽事ㄚ?”
　　魔王 :“靠!我要疯了.......”
　　靠:“喊我干什么!...”
　　疯了 :“你要我干啥?”
　　你要我 :“我什麽都不知道ㄚ!”
　　我什麽都不 :“我哪知啊!”
　　我哪知 :“我在这里ㄚ!有人在叫我吗?”
　　有人:“我没有叫你啊!”
　　我没有:“谁叫他了啊?”
　　谁:“冤枉啊...我没有...”
　　我没有:“我可没冤枉你啊...”
　　你:“谅你也不敢.”
　　谅你:“谁说我不敢!?”
　　谁:“拜托啊...我什麽都没说啦”
　　我什麽都没:“你要我说什麽?”
　　我什麽都不:“...你...你不就是我那失散多年的兄弟吗?”
　　我那失散多年的兄弟:“拷...我名字取这麽长...也会被叫到 啊...”
　　谁:“...我要赶快离开这个是非之地”
　　是非:“原来这里是我的地盘啊...”

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魔王 :“你尽管叫破喉咙吧...没有人会来救你的....”
　　公主 :“破喉咙..破喉咙..”
　　没有人:“公主..我来救你了...”
　　魔王 :“说曹操曹操就到...”
　　曹操 :“魔王..你叫我干嘛..”
　　魔王 :“哇勒..看到鬼”
　　鬼 :“靠!被发现了..”
　　靠 :“阿鬼,你看的到我喔...”
　　魔王 :“Oh,My God!”
　　上帝 :“谁叫我?”
　　谁 :“没有人叫你阿...”
　　没有人:“我哪有?装蒜啊!”
　　蒜 :“谁在装我?”
　　谁 :“又说我?你们找麻烦啊?”
　　麻烦 :“哪一个找我?”
　　哪一个:“找你?我才没有...咦,这儿有好多人.”
　　好多人:“我才刚到耶......你是谁?”
　　哪一个:“我才不是谁.”
　　谁 :“他才不是我.”
　　公主 :“大家都是来救我的吗?”
　　大家都:“我不是来救你的,是来看热闹的.”
　　热闹 :“我有什麽好看的?”
　　上帝 :“不关我的事,先走了.”
　　魔王 :“你回答一个问题再走,为什麽这麽多人救公主?我这个魔 王怎麽演下去?”
　　下去 :“你好好的魔王不干,演我做什麽?”
　　公主 :“魔王若是没有人演,我就可以走了.”
　　没有人:“若是我演魔王,怎麽会让你走...”
　　怎麽会:“我才不让公主走,我要看热闹.”
　　热闹 :“看我干什麽?”
　　什麽 :“你居然要『干』我?流氓!”
　　你居然 :“我哪有?”
　　我 :“关我什麽事ㄚ?”
　　魔王 :“靠!我要疯了.......”
　　靠:“喊我干什么!...”
　　疯了 :“你要我干啥?”
　　你要我 :“我什麽都不知道ㄚ!”
　　我什麽都不 :“我哪知啊!”
　　我哪知 :“我在这里ㄚ!有人在叫我吗?”
　　有人:“我没有叫你啊!”
　　我没有:“谁叫他了啊?”
　　谁:“冤枉啊...我没有...”
　　我没有:“我可没冤枉你啊...”
　　你:“谅你也不敢.”
　　谅你:“谁说我不敢!?”
　　谁:“拜托啊...我什麽都没说啦”
　　我什麽都没:“你要我说什麽?”
　　我什麽都不:“...你...你不就是我那失散多年的兄弟吗?”
　　我那失散多年的兄弟:“拷...我名字取这麽长...也会被叫到 啊...”
　　谁:“...我要赶快离开这个是非之地”
　　是非:“原来这里是我的地盘啊...”