【【17种在非托尔金NC粉面前犯贱的方法】】

1。用精灵语侮辱他们。不要提供翻译。
1: Insult them in Elvish. Do not offer translations.

2。告诉他们他们会跟迪耐瑟一样死。不要告诉他们迪耐瑟怎么死的。
2: Tell them they’ll end up just like Denethor. Refuse to tell them what happened to Denethor.

3。威胁他们说要拿他们去喂尸罗。当他们问你尸罗是谁的时候，邪恶地大笑。
3: Threaten to feed them to Shelob. Laugh evilly when they ask who Shelob is.

4。引用甘道夫的台词/句子。 一直都要。尽管那句台词/句子跟你们在说的话一点关系都没有。
4: Quote Gandalf. Constantly. No matter how irrelevant the quotes are.

5。 当他们侮辱魔戒/霍比特人的时候，以这句话回复：“I would cut off your head for that， if it stood but a little higher from the ground。”【伊欧墨双塔台词：如果你的头再往上长一点的话，我是会为那件事而割掉它的。】
5: Say, ‘I would cut off your head for that, if it stood but a little higher from the ground’ every time they insult LOTR/The Hobbit.

6。 当他们在附近的时候就单曲循环“99秒讲完魔戒”。
6: Play ‘LOTR in 99 seconds’ on a loop whenever they are around.

7。 整天赤脚走路。跟他们说你在跟你内在的霍比特人进行沟通。
7: Walk barefoot all day. Say that you are getting in touch with your inner hobbit.

8。 每次你看见他们的时候，都问他们为什么不喜欢“伟大的尊敬的教授的经典杰作“。
8: Demand an explanation of why they dislike ‘the masterpieces of the esteemed Professor’ every time you see them.

9。 每次他们建议“诶我们去干吗吧”的时候，都用这句话拒绝：“One does not simply (insert verb here)”。或者用中文【一个人不应轻易【干什么】。】。
9: Whenever they suggest doing something, refuse it by saying, ‘One does not simply (insert verb here)’.

10。不停地哼夏尔主题曲的旋律。【23464324672184543】
10: Hum the Shire theme incessantly.

11。 每次看见灰机掠过头顶的时候，都尖叫：Wraith！ Wraith on wings！ 戒灵！有翅膀的戒灵！！然后躲到衣柜里面去。
11: Whenever a plane flies overhead, shriek, 'wraiths! Wraiths on wings!' and go hide in a closet.

12。 把所有英语/中文论文主题/基础都定为《魔戒》的书或着电影。【其他托尔金作品也好！】
12: Base all English essays on the lord of the rings books or movies.

13。 频繁地问他们他们的精灵眼看见什么了【阿拉贡台词What do your elf eye see】
13: Constantly ask them what does their elf eyes see.