whatever it takes, whatever happens, from now on, I swear I will always be there, always,

I am afraid john, I can't congratulate you.
All emotions , and in particular love, stand oppose to the pure, cold reason I hold above all things.A wedding is , in my considered opinion, nothing short of a celebration of all ,that is false and specious and irrational and sentimental in this ailing and morally compromised world.
Today we honor the deathwatch beetle that is the doom of our society, and in time one feels certain our entire species.
But anyway , lets talk about john.
If I burden myself with a little helpmate during my adventures, this is not out of sentiment or caprice, it is that he has many fine qualities of his own that he has overlooked in his obsession with me.
Indeed, any reputation I have for mental acuity and sharpness comes in truth, from the extraordinary contrast john so selflessly provides.in fact I believe that brides tend to favor exceptionally plain bridesmaids for their big day. There is a certain analogy there, I feel, and contrast is, after all, god's own plan to enhance the beauty of his creation.
Or it would be if god were not a ludicrous fantasy designed to provide a career opportunity for the family idiot.
The point I'm trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant, and all round obnoxious asshole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful, and uncomprehending in the face of happy.
So if I didn't understand I was being asked to be best man, it is because I never expected to be anybody's best friend. And certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing.
John, I am a ridiculous man. Redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship. But as I am apparently your best friend, I can not congratulate you on your choice of companion.
Actually, now I can.
Mary, when I say you deserve this man, it is the highest compliment of which I am capable.
John, you have endured war, and injury and tragic loss, so sorry again about that last one, so know this today you sit between the woman you have made your wife and the man you have saved.
In short, the two people who love you most in all this world.And I know I speak for Mary as well, when I say we will never let you down, and we have a lifetime ahead to prove that.
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However, it does help to further illustrate how invaluable john is to me. I can read a crime scene the way he can understand a human being. I used to think that's what made me special, quite frankly I still do. But a word to the wise, should any of you require the services of either of us, I will solve your murder, but it takes John Watson to save your life.
Trust me on that, I should know, he's saved mine so many times and in so many ways. This blog, is the story of two men and their, frankly, ridiculous adventures of murder, mystery and mayhem. But from now on , there is a new story. A bigger adventure.
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Ladies and gentlemen, just one last thing before the evening begins properly. Apologies for earlier, a crisis arose and was dealt with.
More importantly ,however, today we saw two people make vows. I have never made a vow in my life and after tonight I never will again. So,here in front of you all, my first and last vow.
Mary and John, whatever it takes , whatever happens, from now on, I swear I will always be there. Always, for all three of you. er,I am sorry, I mean, I mean two of you. ..Anyway, it's time for dancing:)

恐怕我不能恭喜你，约翰。
所有的情感，尤其是爱，与纯粹冷静的理智相违背。而我认为这种理智高于一切。在我的信念中，婚礼简直就是为了庆祝这个病态的，道德败坏的世界中一切虚伪，华而不实，荒谬，感伤的东西。今天我们是在庆祝宣告死亡的蛀虫，它注定了我们社会的消亡，也注定了整个人类的死亡。
但是我们还是谈谈约翰吧。
如果我在旅途中增加一个负担，找个帮手，这不会出于情感需要或是心血来潮，而是由于他本身的一些美好品质，只不过由于迷恋我而忽视了。的确，大家都知道我精神敏锐，事实上，这不过是和约翰对比出来的。约翰无私地提供了如此强烈的对比。我相信，事实上，新娘总是愿意选择姿色平庸的伴娘，我觉得这也是一种对比。但是，毕竟对比是上帝展现他的创造物之美的一种手段，或者上帝并不是个可笑的幻想，为结婚的傻瓜们提供了职业机会。
我想说的是，我是最讨厌，最粗鲁，最无知的人，彻头彻尾的讨厌鬼，任何人遇上我都是一种不幸。我轻视美德，无视美，不了解幸福，所以如果我不明白为什么找我做伴郎，那是因为我从没想过，我会是任何人的好朋友。当然没想过会是我有幸认识的最勇敢，最仁慈，最聪明的人的好朋友。
约翰，我是个荒谬的人，但是被你的热情和对友谊的忠贞拯救了，尽管我是你的好朋友，我还是不能祝贺你的婚姻。但是，现在我要祝贺你。玛丽，你值得拥有这个男人，这是我能表达的最高的称赞。约翰，你经历过战争，受过伤，有过悲惨的损失，我再次对你遭受的损失表示遗憾。要知道，今天你坐在你的妻子和你拯救过的人中间，简言之就是世上你最爱的两个人，我知道玛丽也是这么想的，我们永远不会让你失望，我们会用以一生的时间来证明。（大家在底下都感动成那样了，卷福这货还不知道发生了什么。）
约翰对我是多么地重要，我能理解犯罪现场，而他能理解人的心灵，过去我常常认为这是我的特别之处，坦率地说，我现在也这样认为。明白人用不着多说，如果你们需要我们的帮助，我能破案，而约翰却能拯救生命。相信我，我知道他多次救了我的命，以各种方式。这个博客，坦率地说，是两个男人之间的故事以及他们荒谬的冒险，关于谋杀，推理和破坏。但是从现在开始，一个新的故事要开始了，一个更大的冒险。
女士们，先生们，倒满你们的酒杯，站起来，今天就要开始玛丽 伊丽莎白 华生和约翰 哈米什 华生共同的冒险,我们来到此地的两个原因..(接下来就是破案了。。）
女士们，先生们，晚会正式开始前再说一件事。之前很抱歉，出了点问题，但已经解决了。更重要的是，我们见证了两个人的誓言，我一生中从没给过誓言，今晚之后，我也不会。此刻，面对着大家，我第一个也是最后一个誓言，玛丽，约翰，不论代价，不论会发生什么，从今以后，我发誓永远陪伴着你们，永远，陪伴你们三个人，对不起，我是说两个人。你们两个人，我刚刚数错了（有小花生了。。）。好的，各位，开始跳舞吧。
【John结婚时sherlock的致辞，尼玛，看一遍虐一遍┳＿┳】

再来一个视频，这视频虐的我心慌

我喜欢这致辞！

视频够虐←_←吐槽腐女

先留着慢慢看

这个歌词不错【但是是粤语的

腐无处不在

哭了。。
———— 月令花，天上雪，花初放，始凋谢，一刻生，一刻灭，月出不见花，花开不见月，月令花不知，花亦不识月，花开一刻生，花谢一刻灭。

以前还是腐女的时候特别爱这个cp。