我的一位可爱的朋友发了这样一篇贴子:
【事情是这样的：班里的李莉和韩梅梅的铅笔盒不见了，班主任miss高 最后发现不见的两个铅笔盒是被李雷偷偷藏起来了，遂对李雷进行严肃的临时家庭访问！
Miss高 ：Mrs李 ，why are your home 李雷 so diao？
Mrs李：It's my pleasure.
Miss 高：oh，i speak 直一点，your 李雷 is't not welcome in school ！
Mrs李：why 那样？
Miss 高： because 李雷 偷了两个 pensil-box！
Mrs 李：李雷 almost like his father when they ware young！ it's his father的 基因's mistake！
Miss 高： i am very sorry to hear that！
祝天下的扒手都断子绝孙孤独终老！】
机智的我回贴:
【 Qing：丸子's 女女，Why is your home 丸子 so diao？
Mrs.丸：My pleasure!
Qing:oh,i speak 直一点,丸子 is popular with girls in 刀吧！
Mrs.丸:why 那样？
Qing:because he is so 骚 that too many girls like him very much！
Mrs.丸：oh, if you 再 see him，please tell him that “you have 本事 to be 骚，you have 本事 not to go home 呀！”
Qing:i am sorry to hear that!
祝天下所有没事发骚的人都孤独终老！ 】
简直笑死我了