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晨星百无聊赖的坐在大巴上，旁边的艾帆从上车时就开始睡觉
真是的。。。没法“调戏”上司了。。。
这样看来，貌似其他人都没有那么无聊。。。。。。
zsy和茄子一起坐在司机后面，看起来很兴奋，zsy时不时地拍拍司机的肩，问一些“我们要去哪儿？我们什么时候到？”之类的话。
五十多岁的老司机始终没有正面回答她的话。
zsy曾经提到的“好消息”就是她收到了一封匿名的邀请函，邀请他们去参加一场旅行，并且有专车接送，寄邀请函的人自称是曾被DX家族救过的人，希望能够用这场旅行好好报答DX们，DX们听说了这件事都很高兴，便接受了这次邀请。
此时此刻，灵口和冷这对好闺蜜正在聊着什么开心的事，灵口的侍女阡陌（貌似墨羽柔是改成这个名字了吧？）和骑士南泽礼在灵口身边“护驾”。
坐在后排的Gothan、龙飞、极光、星曜在斗地主，旁边的白和波波在一起笑话小冯，因为小冯再吃一块你奶油蛋糕的时候不小心把奶油全扣脸上了（orz。。。）
靠窗户坐的云儿和付付一直在望着窗外，有的时候随随便便说那么几句话，毕竟两位都是比较冷淡的人。。。。。。
晨星感到极度无聊，他站起身来，打算也到后面玩玩，打牌也好、嘲笑小冯也好，总比坐在座位上发呆好。
但是当晨星站起来的一刹那，忽然感到一阵晕眩，而原本喧闹的车厢也慢慢安静下来，周围的人竟全都晕了过去，而坐在驾驶位置上的老司机竟不知道什么时候戴上了一副防毒面具。
晨星晕倒前看到的，是老司机用怜悯的眼神看了自己一眼。。。
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晨星百无聊赖的坐在大巴上，旁边的艾帆从上车时就开始睡觉
真是的。。。没法“调戏”上司了。。。
这样看来，貌似其他人都没有那么无聊。。。。。。
zsy和茄子一起坐在司机后面，看起来很兴奋，zsy时不时地拍拍司机的肩，问一些“我们要去哪儿？我们什么时候到？”之类的话。
五十多岁的老司机始终没有正面回答她的话。
zsy曾经提到的“好消息”就是她收到了一封匿名的邀请函，邀请他们去参加一场旅行，并且有专车接送，寄邀请函的人自称是曾被DX家族救过的人，希望能够用这场旅行好好报答DX们，DX们听说了这件事都很高兴，便接受了这次邀请。
此时此刻，灵口和冷这对好闺蜜正在聊着什么开心的事，灵口的侍女阡陌（貌似墨羽柔是改成这个名字了吧？）和骑士南泽礼在灵口身边“护驾”。
坐在后排的Gothan、龙飞、极光、星曜在斗地主，旁边的白和波波在一起笑话小冯，因为小冯再吃一块你奶油蛋糕的时候不小心把奶油全扣脸上了（orz。。。）
靠窗户坐的云儿和付付一直在望着窗外，有的时候随随便便说那么几句话，毕竟两位都是比较冷淡的人。。。。。。
晨星感到极度无聊，他站起身来，打算也到后面玩玩，打牌也好、嘲笑小冯也好，总比坐在座位上发呆好。
但是当晨星站起来的一刹那，忽然感到一阵晕眩，而原本喧闹的车厢也慢慢安静下来，周围的人竟全都晕了过去，而坐在驾驶位置上的老司机竟不知道什么时候戴上了一副防毒面具。
晨星晕倒前看到的，是老司机用怜悯的眼神看了自己一眼。。。
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Morningstar bored sitting on the bus, the next AI sails began to sleep in the car
Really... There is no way to "flirt" boss...
So, looks like the other people are not so boring......
ZSY and eggplant sit behind the driver, looked very excited, ZSY from time to time to pat the driver's shoulder, to ask "where are we going? When do we arrive? " That kind of thing.
More than 50 year old driver always did not answer her words.
ZSY once said "good news" is that she received an anonymous letter, inviting them to participate ina field trip, and shuttle bus, send invitations to people claiming to be the DX family have beensaved, hope to be able to use this field trip to repay DX, DX have heard about it. Are all very happy,he accepted the invitation.
At this moment, the spirit and the good cold close friend chatted what happy things, the spirit andthe maid (with Mao Simo feather soft is changed to the name?) Mouth side and knight Nanze ceremony in spirit "escort".
Sitting in the back of the Gothan, Longfei, Aurora, stars in the landlords, next to the white and wavejoke with Xiao Feng Xiao Feng, because when you eat a piece of cake is not careful to be deductedin the face cream (orz...)
By the window sat cloud and pay has been looking out of the window, sometimes casually say so few words, after all two are relatively cool people......
The morning star was extremely boring, he stood up, going to have to play cards, or later, Xiao Feng or laugh at, rather than sitting in a daze.
But when the moment to stand up to the star, suddenly felt dizzy, originally noisy car slowly quiet down, the people around were all fainted, and sit in the driver's seat of the old driver did not knowwhat time to put on a mask.
See the morning star collapsed before the old driver, his eyes out of pity...
（翻译成英文以后是不是特别高端大气上档次？）
Morningstar bored sitting on the bus, the next AI sails began to sleep in the car
Really... There is no way to "flirt" boss...
So, looks like the other people are not so boring......
ZSY and eggplant sit behind the driver, looked very excited, ZSY from time to time to pat the driver's shoulder, to ask "where are we going? When do we arrive? " That kind of thing.
More than 50 year old driver always did not answer her words.
ZSY once said "good news" is that she received an anonymous letter, inviting them to participate ina field trip, and shuttle bus, send invitations to people claiming to be the DX family have beensaved, hope to be able to use this field trip to repay DX, DX have heard about it. Are all very happy,he accepted the invitation.
At this moment, the spirit and the good cold close friend chatted what happy things, the spirit andthe maid (with Mao Simo feather soft is changed to the name?) Mouth side and knight Nanze ceremony in spirit "escort".
Sitting in the back of the Gothan, Longfei, Aurora, stars in the landlords, next to the white and wavejoke with Xiao Feng Xiao Feng, because when you eat a piece of cake is not careful to be deductedin the face cream (orz...)
By the window sat cloud and pay has been looking out of the window, sometimes casually say so few words, after all two are relatively cool people......
The morning star was extremely boring, he stood up, going to have to play cards, or later, Xiao Feng or laugh at, rather than sitting in a daze.
But when the moment to stand up to the star, suddenly felt dizzy, originally noisy car slowly quiet down, the people around were all fainted, and sit in the driver's seat of the old driver did not knowwhat time to put on a mask.
See the morning star collapsed before the old driver, his eyes out of pity...
（翻译成英文以后是不是特别高端大气上档次？）
ZSY:（假装干咳）咳咳！有什么话快说。
晨星：（扶了扶眼镜）性别……咳！不好意思拿错问卷了。额！你和茄子第一次在哪相遇？
ZSY：额，树上。
茄子：（狂汗）那时我在上吊自杀。
晨星：（扶额）这是怎样的一对夫妻啊……
ZSY: dry cough (pretend) ahem! Out what it.
Morning star: (adjusted his glasses) gender... Cough! Feel shy to take the wrong questionnaire. The amount of! Eggplant first where you meet?
ZSY: Well, the trees.
Eggplant: (no) I was hanged Dutch act.
Morning: (Fu amount) this is a pair of husband and wife how ah......
ZSY：干咳（假装）咳咳！这到底是什么。
早晨之星：（调整他的眼镜）性别…咳嗽！不好意思拿错的问卷调查。量！茄子第一你满足吗？
ZSY：嗯，树木。
茄子：（无）我是上吊自杀。
上午：（付金额）这是一对夫妻如何啊......
晨星：（扶了扶眼镜）性别……咳！不好意思拿错问卷了。额！你和茄子第一次在哪相遇？
ZSY：额，树上。
茄子：（狂汗）那时我在上吊自杀。
晨星：（扶额）这是怎样的一对夫妻啊……
ZSY: dry cough (pretend) ahem! Out what it.
Morning star: (adjusted his glasses) gender... Cough! Feel shy to take the wrong questionnaire. The amount of! Eggplant first where you meet?
ZSY: Well, the trees.
Eggplant: (no) I was hanged Dutch act.
Morning: (Fu amount) this is a pair of husband and wife how ah......
ZSY：干咳（假装）咳咳！这到底是什么。
早晨之星：（调整他的眼镜）性别…咳嗽！不好意思拿错的问卷调查。量！茄子第一你满足吗？
ZSY：嗯，树木。
茄子：（无）我是上吊自杀。
上午：（付金额）这是一对夫妻如何啊......
晨星：（头上缠着绷带）GOTHAN先生你初中的遗憾是什么？
GOTHAN：没有将班主任大卸八块。
晨星：你初中最大的愿望是？
GOTHAN：将班主任丢去喂狗。
晨星：（耐住性子，手拿提问卷。）这是哪门子的问答卷啊？谁出的？
ZSY：（冒出，一个眼神杀过去）你在说什么？
晨星：（扶额）原来一切都是你策划好的……
Morning: (a bandage wrapped around his head) is what Mr GOTHAN junior high school you regret?
GOTHAN: no will head into pieces.
Morning star: your biggest wish is junior high school?
GOTHAN: the teacher thrown to the dogs.
The morning star (: patience, holding the questioning volume.) This is which son questionnaire?And who is out?
ZSY: (coming out, a look to kill the past) what are you saying?
The morning star: (taking amount) that everything is you planned......
上午：（头上缠着绷带的）就是高谭市初中你后悔吗？
高谭市：没有将头成碎片。
早晨之星：你最大的愿望是初中？
高谭市：老师向狗扔。
晨星（：耐心，抱着质疑的体积。）这是它的儿子问卷？谁出？
ZSY：（走出来，一看杀过去）你说的是什么？
早晨之星：（以金额），一切都是你的计划......
【老师向狗扔。。。莫名想笑。。。】
GOTHAN：没有将班主任大卸八块。
晨星：你初中最大的愿望是？
GOTHAN：将班主任丢去喂狗。
晨星：（耐住性子，手拿提问卷。）这是哪门子的问答卷啊？谁出的？
ZSY：（冒出，一个眼神杀过去）你在说什么？
晨星：（扶额）原来一切都是你策划好的……
Morning: (a bandage wrapped around his head) is what Mr GOTHAN junior high school you regret?
GOTHAN: no will head into pieces.
Morning star: your biggest wish is junior high school?
GOTHAN: the teacher thrown to the dogs.
The morning star (: patience, holding the questioning volume.) This is which son questionnaire?And who is out?
ZSY: (coming out, a look to kill the past) what are you saying?
The morning star: (taking amount) that everything is you planned......
上午：（头上缠着绷带的）就是高谭市初中你后悔吗？
高谭市：没有将头成碎片。
早晨之星：你最大的愿望是初中？
高谭市：老师向狗扔。
晨星（：耐心，抱着质疑的体积。）这是它的儿子问卷？谁出？
ZSY：（走出来，一看杀过去）你说的是什么？
早晨之星：（以金额），一切都是你的计划......
【老师向狗扔。。。莫名想笑。。。】
晨星：（我可以不干吗？）好了，下一问。小白同志你几天洗一次澡？
白：三天吧！话说晨星你问的都是什么问题。
晨星：（你以为是我想问！）咳！下一题。
Morning star: (I can not why?) OK, next question. Comrade Xiaobai how often do you take a bath?
White: three days! Saying that the morning star is what your questions.
Morning star: (do you think I would like to ask!) Cough! The next question.
早晨之星：（我不知道为什么？）好的，下一个问题。小白同志你多久洗一次澡？
白：三天！说，早晨之星是什么你的问题。
早晨之星：（你认为我想问一下！）咳嗽！下一个问题。
【其实除了晨星的名字以外。。。这一段好像还不错。。。】
白：三天吧！话说晨星你问的都是什么问题。
晨星：（你以为是我想问！）咳！下一题。
Morning star: (I can not why?) OK, next question. Comrade Xiaobai how often do you take a bath?
White: three days! Saying that the morning star is what your questions.
Morning star: (do you think I would like to ask!) Cough! The next question.
早晨之星：（我不知道为什么？）好的，下一个问题。小白同志你多久洗一次澡？
白：三天！说，早晨之星是什么你的问题。
早晨之星：（你认为我想问一下！）咳嗽！下一个问题。
【其实除了晨星的名字以外。。。这一段好像还不错。。。】
晨星：如果我和DX家族一年不见，当再次见到你时会怎样？
极光：没法说！
晨星：演一下咯！（迅速进入角色）哟！极光。好久不见！家族怎样？
极光：（故作潇洒）大家都趋于冷静了，临危不乱。
晨星：我看你没什么变化嘛。
极光：（青筋暴起）什么！我长高了，长高了。
晨星：还不是自乱阵脚。
Morning: if I and DX family a year, when I saw you again how?
Aurora: can not say!
Morning star: act out slightly! (quickly into the role)! The aurora. Long time no see! Family how?
Aurora: (CHIC) everyone tends to be calm, unruffled.
Morning star: I see you haven't changed much.
Aurora: (throbbed)! I'm taller, taller.
Morning star: not from random condition.
上午：如果我和DX的家人一年，当我再怎么看你？
奥罗拉：不能说！
早晨之星：表演略！（迅速进入角色）！极光。好久不见了！家庭如何？
Aurora:（CHIC）每个人都趋于平静，平静的。
早晨之星：我看你没多大变化。
Aurora:（跳动）！我个子高。
早晨之星：没有自乱阵脚。
【极光。。。奥罗拉。。。而且晨星最后说的那句话意思完全翻译错了】
极光：没法说！
晨星：演一下咯！（迅速进入角色）哟！极光。好久不见！家族怎样？
极光：（故作潇洒）大家都趋于冷静了，临危不乱。
晨星：我看你没什么变化嘛。
极光：（青筋暴起）什么！我长高了，长高了。
晨星：还不是自乱阵脚。
Morning: if I and DX family a year, when I saw you again how?
Aurora: can not say!
Morning star: act out slightly! (quickly into the role)! The aurora. Long time no see! Family how?
Aurora: (CHIC) everyone tends to be calm, unruffled.
Morning star: I see you haven't changed much.
Aurora: (throbbed)! I'm taller, taller.
Morning star: not from random condition.
上午：如果我和DX的家人一年，当我再怎么看你？
奥罗拉：不能说！
早晨之星：表演略！（迅速进入角色）！极光。好久不见了！家庭如何？
Aurora:（CHIC）每个人都趋于平静，平静的。
早晨之星：我看你没多大变化。
Aurora:（跳动）！我个子高。
早晨之星：没有自乱阵脚。
【极光。。。奥罗拉。。。而且晨星最后说的那句话意思完全翻译错了】
