吧主：百度！ Bitch!
一切都... 结束...了？ Is it... over?
百度：终归到底， At long last,
没有哪个吧主可以千秋万载不管事，小子。 No king rules forever, my son.
吧主：我的眼前... 只有无尽黑暗... I see... Only darkness... before me.
百度：失去了吧主的号令， Without its master's command,
无止尽的水笔对这个世界的威胁会越来越大。 The restless water B will become a even greater threat to this world.
对它的掌控不能停止。 Control must be maintained.
永远要有一个吧主的存在。 There must always be... a RBQ.
大叔：这份艰巨的重担， The weight of such a burden,
只有我来承担了，没有其他人可以... It must be mine, for there is no other...
麻酱：大叔过江！ Tirion!
你手中掌握着一份残酷的命运，兄弟。 You owe a grim destiny in your hands, brother.
但那并不属于你。 But it's not your own.
大叔：同化体！ Bolvar!
我的老天啊... By all that is holy shit...
麻酱：无尽的同化体封印了我的看射了。 The dragon's flame, sealed my fate.
普通水笔的世界已容不下我。 The world of ordinary water B can no longer comfort me.
把红色小人放在我的头上。 Place the sign upon my head, Tirion.
从今以后，我将监禁这水笔之力。 Forever more, I will be the jailor of the Damned.
大叔：不，老朋友，我不能... No, old friend, I can not...
麻酱：动手吧大叔！ Do it Tirion!
你和这些勇敢的英雄有自己的宿命要去完成。 You and these brave heroes have your own destinies to fulfill.
这最后的奉献就交给我吧。 This last act of service is mine.
大叔：我们不会忘记你，兄弟。 You will not be forgotten, brother.
麻酱：必须忘了我，大叔过江！ I must be forgotten, Tirion!
如果这个贴吧要从带节奏的枷锁中解脱出来， If the world is to live free from the tyranny of fear,
今天这里发生的一切必须永无人知晓。 They must never know what's done here today.
无数的麻酱：告诉他们，前吧主已经死了。 Tell them only that the Lich King is dead,
而x味麻酱和他同归于尽... and Bolvar Fordragon died... with him.
走吧！离开这里！ Now, go! Leave this place,
同化完成！同化完成！同化完成…… AND NEVER RETURN……