本贴标题为《To J.K.Rowling from Cho Chang》，不知为什么一直被删，所以重新发布时去掉了标题。

由于本人的英语水平限制以及该诗本身的口语化特点，在翻译时我不会将韵律作为重要关注对象，希望吧友们能理解。
下文中，我将分段翻译全诗。

To JK Rowling, from Cho Chang.
When you put me in your books, millions of Asian girls across America rejoice:
Finally! A potential Halloween costume that wan't a geisha or Mulan.
I mean, what's not to love about me?
I'm everybody's favourite character!
I totally get to fight tons of death-eaters
and have a great sense of humour,
and am full of complex emotions.
Oh wait! That's the version of Harry Potter where I'm not ****ing worthless.

秋·张致J.K.罗琳
当你让我出现在你的书中，无数美国亚裔女孩欢欣鼓舞：
“终于！ （我们有了）一款不是艺妓或木兰的万圣节妆容①。”
我的意思是，我身上有哪点是不受喜爱的？
我是大家最喜欢的角色！
我能与无数食死徒战斗
同时能有相当的幽默感，
并且具备着多样的感情。
等一下！ 那是哈利波特的版本，我他*的一文不值。

明天多翻一点，争取翻译完，今天先到这里。

First of all, you put me in Ravenclaw.
Of course the only Asian at Hogwarts' wouldbe put in the nerdy house.
Too bad you didn't have a housethatspecialized in computers and math and karate, huh?
I know, you thought you were beingtolerant.
Between me, Dean, and the Indian twins
Hogwarts' has like five brown people.
It doesn't matter we're allminorcharacters!
Nah, you're not racist!
Just like how you're not homophobic causeDumbledore is totally gay.
Of course it's not mentioned in the books,
But man, hasn't society come so far?
Now gays don't just have to be closetedinreal life, they can even be closeted fictionally!

首先，你把我放进了拉文克劳
唯一的亚洲主角当然要进“书呆子学院”
真遗憾没有个以计算机、数学、和空手道闻名的学院，是吗？
我知道，你觉得你表现得很宽容。
算上我、迪安和那对印度双胞胎①
霍格沃茨差不多有五个有色人种。
我们几乎都是配角
但那当然并不重要！
啊，我不是说你是个种族主义者
就像你不会因为邓布利多就成了同性恋
当然，这在书中一句不提
但是，社会还没有发展到今天吗？
现在同性恋者不仅要在现实中保密
他们还在作品中被保密！

Ms Rowling, let's talk about my name.
Cho Chang.
Cho and Chang are both last names.
They are both Korean last names.
I'm supposed to be Chinese.
Being named Cho Chang,
is like a Frenchman being named GarciaSanchez.
So [* loud crowd cheers* ] thank you forgiving me no heritage,
thank you for giving me a name as genericas a ninja costume,
as chopstick hair ornaments, Ms Rowling,

罗琳女士，让我们谈谈我的名字
“秋·张”
“秋”和“张”都是姓
它们都是韩国姓
可我本应是华人
被命名为秋·张，
就像一个名叫加西亚·桑切斯的法国人。
所以，谢谢你，你没给我遗产，
谢谢，罗琳女士，你给我起了个像忍者服装，
筷子和头饰一般的“通用”名字

I'm either just the latest participant inalong tradition of turning Asian women into a tragic fetish
Madame Butterfly: Japanese woman fallsinlove with a white soldier,
is abandoned,
kills herself.
Miss Saigon: Vietnamese woman falls inlovewith a white soldier,
is abandoned,
kills herself.
Memoirs of a Geisha:
Lucy Liu in another schoolgirl porn,
so let me cry over boys more than I speak.
Let me fulfil your diversity quota.
Just one more brown girl boarding(?)herwhite hero,
no wonder Harry Potter's got yellow fever:
we giggle behind small hands, and nospeakengrish, what else could a man see in me?
What else could I be but what you make me?
Subordinate, submissive, sub plot, goahead,
tell me I'm over reacting.
Ignore the fact that your books havesoldover 400 million copies worldwide.
I am plastered across movie screens, abestselling caricature.

我要么只是将亚洲女性变成悲剧恋物癖传统的最新参与者
蝴蝶夫人①：日本女人爱上白人士兵，
她被抛弃，选择自杀。
西贡小姐②：越南女人爱上白人士兵，
她被遗弃，选择自杀。
艺伎回忆录：Lucy Liu 在另一个校园低俗片中③，
所以，让我为男孩哭的比说的更多。
让我完成你的多元化“配额”。
又有一个有色人种的女孩（？）她的白人英雄，
难怪哈利波特得了“黄热病”！
我们躲在手后咯咯笑而不说话，男性还能在我身上看到什么？
我还能成为什么，除了你想让我成为的之外？
从属，顺从，次要情节，前进，
告诉我“你反应过激了”。
忽略您的书籍在全球已售出超过 4 亿册的事实。
忽略我被带上电影屏幕和最畅销的海报。