
Bad news for sexually servile pop fans: no more Blue threesomes
…But on the upside for extra-terrestrial life forms, you may be getting a length from Lee instead.
Speaking to someone somewhere about the possibility that Blue may bringing back group sex as well as the group, Dunc teased (but not until we lose control… hang on, that was Chaka Demus & Pliers):
“I’d like to think we’re a little bit more mature now. I’d like to think we have grown up a bit and won’t be doing that… so much.”
Oh ho ho ho! It wasn’t the gags that got the girls into increasingly variable positions of penetration back in the old days, was it Dunc?
He added: “But I am quite excited about getting back together with the lads, going around causing mischief.
“All the red tops will be loving that we are getting back, because last time with Blue there were stories every day about something.
“Whether it was Lee shagging an alien, or whatever. It does make you think, what’s going to happen this time around?!”
You hope they’ll be stories every day… There’s other boy bands around these days, mate – younger boy bands, fitter boy bands. And there’s JLS, too.
Here’s hoping you get all the exposure you want to… Otherwise Lee may need a bit more protection than a Johnny if he’s reduced to banging a Dalek.
…But on the upside for extra-terrestrial life forms, you may be getting a length from Lee instead.
Speaking to someone somewhere about the possibility that Blue may bringing back group sex as well as the group, Dunc teased (but not until we lose control… hang on, that was Chaka Demus & Pliers):
“I’d like to think we’re a little bit more mature now. I’d like to think we have grown up a bit and won’t be doing that… so much.”
Oh ho ho ho! It wasn’t the gags that got the girls into increasingly variable positions of penetration back in the old days, was it Dunc?
He added: “But I am quite excited about getting back together with the lads, going around causing mischief.
“All the red tops will be loving that we are getting back, because last time with Blue there were stories every day about something.
“Whether it was Lee shagging an alien, or whatever. It does make you think, what’s going to happen this time around?!”
You hope they’ll be stories every day… There’s other boy bands around these days, mate – younger boy bands, fitter boy bands. And there’s JLS, too.
Here’s hoping you get all the exposure you want to… Otherwise Lee may need a bit more protection than a Johnny if he’s reduced to banging a Dalek.
