It was like winning a used mink
有点像是赢得一件二手的貂皮服
Ironic 'cause I think I'm getting so huge I need a shrink
真够讽刺的我因为感觉太过庞大而需要缩身
I'm beginning to lose sleep: one sheep, two sheep
我开始靠数数入睡：一只羊，两只羊
Going cuckoo and kooky as Kool Keith
像库尔凯斯那样变得疯癫和乖癖
But I'm actually weirder than you think
而实际上我比你想象的还要离奇
I'm friends with the monster
我和那怪兽做朋友
That's under my bed
它就在我的床底下
Get along with the voices inside of my head
我得与头脑中的各种声音友好相处了
You're trying to save me
你在想办法救我
Stop holding your breath
别倒吸一口凉气
And you think I'm crazy
你把我当疯子
Yeah,you think I'm crazy (crazy)
是的，你认为我疯了
Well that’s nothin'
好吧，这没什么大不了
Well that’s nothin'
好吧，这没什么大不了

I'm friends with the monster
我和那怪兽做朋友
That's under my bed
它就在我的床底下
Get along with the voices inside of my head
我得与头脑中的各种声音友好相处了
You're trying to save me
你在想办法救我
Stop holding your breath
别倒吸一口凉气
And you think I'm crazy
你把我当疯子
Yeah,you think I'm crazy (crazy)
是的，你认为我疯了
I'm friends with the monster
我和那怪兽做朋友
That's under my bed
它就在我的床底下
Get along with the voices inside of my head
我得与头脑中的各种声音友好相处了
You're trying to save me
你在想办法救我
Stop holding your breath
别倒吸一口凉气
And you think I'm crazy
你把我当疯子
Yeah,you think I'm crazy (crazy)
是的，你认为我疯了

但愿人长久，千里共婵娟