1.
Interviewer: "After you had won Wimbledon, you were given a cow called Juliette when you returned to Switzerland. Is there another Juliette waiting for you?"
Federer: "I hope not. By the way Juliette is expecting a calf."
Interviewer: "Congratulations!"
Federer: "Thanks, but I’m not the father."

嗯第一个基本是这个意思：
1. 记者：当年在你赢了温布尔顿以后有人在你家乡送你了那头叫juliette的奶牛，现在是不是还有一头奶牛在等着你？
你牛：啊，希望没有吧。。不过顺便一提juliette怀孕了
记者：祝贺啊！
你牛：嗯，谢谢。。但是那个要出生的小牛的爸爸不是我。。
好冷

2. After the match against Ferrero at AO:
Mac: How do you manage to keep to cool and calm?
Rogi: Actually I don't, I just have a good poker face but inside I'm nervous.
Mac: Do you think you play with alot of confidence and think you can hit winners from anywhere in the court?
Rogi: Well, No.1's have to be confident so yeah, I think I am. (smiling)

第二个 澳网之后的采访
记者：你是如何做到在比赛中让自己保持冷静的？
你牛：其实我没有啊。。我只是长了一张扑克脸 但其实我还是很紧张的
记者：你觉得你自己在场上是否对自己能在任何情况下打出制胜分有信心？
你牛：嗯。。大概所有人都觉得世界第一都是要有信心的吧。。所以我就说我是吧
我只想吐槽记者怎么都问些这么怪的问题
哎。。当年第一的时光一去不复返啊。。

@百里未步cream @东DDDLLL @最爱牛的小清1 @帐前小将 @jiafeimaogigi

再来几句其他人的把。。

"Rod-dick...I had years of psychological issues with that."
-- Andy Roddick.
介个。。dick和rod [特别是dick!] 的意思你们可以去查一下 在此不做翻译
【咳咳 为了保证我节操的完整我要别过头去】